Conductor's score appears to have been opened prior to first rehearsal

Conductor's score appears to have been opened prior to first rehearsal

Breaking news: spine on conductor’s score shows signs of having been opened before the first rehearsal, says source sitting nearby. Currently unclear if the score has been borrowed from a friend.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
Stage management shocked as everyone brings own pencil to rehearsal

Stage management shocked as everyone brings own pencil to rehearsal

Breaking: everyone brings their own pencil to rehearsal, leaving stage management stunned.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
Broken harpsichord replaced mid-show by crappy piano & sheet of paper

Broken harpsichord replaced mid-show by crappy piano & sheet of paper

After mid-performance harpsichord malfunction, stage management saves the day with crappy piano and large piece of scrap paper.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
Trump to host WH screening of "What's Opera, Doc?"

Trump to host WH screening of "What's Opera, Doc?"

Donald Trump plans to host screening of “What’s Opera, Doc?” for White House staffers, following success of "Finding Nemo".

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
2 violists injured after Cunegonde's aria ends in chaos

2 violists injured after Cunegonde's aria ends in chaos

Cunegonde’s aria ends in chaos after soprano accidentally launches broken string of pearls into orchestra pit, 2 violists report painful welts.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
Music historians find lost Mozart opera, all agree that it is crap

Music historians find lost Mozart opera, all agree that it is crap

Breaking: Music historians discover lost Mozart opera, opera circles collectively agree that it is crap.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
ROH's Madama Butterfly: better to be furious than bored

ROH's Madama Butterfly: better to be furious than bored

Yet there's something horridly patronising about how Puccini romanticises the Japanese. The music he writes for Cio-Cio San's family at the wedding is purposefully cacophonous, almost laughable sound effects and definitely not the reactions of fully-realised human beings. The story of Madama Butterfly existed before Puccini's opera, but there's a clear attraction to her youth and ignorance, and the idea of "rescuing" her from her "shameful" past as a geisha and making her a proud Westerner, as though in recovery from her savage Eastern upbringing.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 31, 2017
In review: Early Opera Company at Wigmore Hall

In review: Early Opera Company at Wigmore Hall

For a group that plays so much with singers, it was shocking to see how little sensitivity they had towards Bevan and Hulett. We were watching the classy soprano try to make elegant choices in all of her arias, but those five violins were not responding to her well. While they reveled in their long flowing legato lines, they played without breathing or reacting to the singer.

John Beckett - Mar 31, 2017
Is new opera putting the répétiteur out of a job?

Is new opera putting the répétiteur out of a job?

Centuries ago, the piano could act as a self-contained, portable element that encompassed the sound world of an orchestra; the role of the répétiteur has evolved organically out of this practice, and most rehearsal pianists are valuable assistants to conductors and liaisons for singers. Now, composers are now working with a sound spectrum that is larger than a piano can represent; to use a piano in rehearsal no longer achieves the goal of re-creating what the singers will hear when the "real orchestra" shows up.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 30, 2017
Review: the personal side of Bach's B minor Mass

Review: the personal side of Bach's B minor Mass

The mass text exists well outside of the personal experiences of any composer who sets it; yet in the case of Bach, and the amount of sadness that followed him throughout his life, it's not difficult to imagine him speaking these desperate words in his own voice. Bach would consider that a great blasphemy, no doubt. A man almost as famous for his piety as for his music, it's no wonder he devoted himself and his extraordinary work to God.

Jenna Simeonov - Mar 28, 2017

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