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The fab Joyce, hanging out with your opera favourites

The fab Joyce, hanging out with your opera favourites

If you’re not following Joyce DiDonato’s YouTube Channel (the Yankee Diva), you should change that. I found this adorable video Joyce made while touring Handel’s Alcina with the English Concert Orchestra. Joyce enjoys (and gets lost) along with opera favourites Alice Coote, Anna Christy, Ben Johnson, and the charming Harry Bicket. So, check this one out, and then catch up on your Yankee Diva.

Jenna Simeonov
Retta, the opera fan

Retta, the opera fan

Happy New Year! I’m starting 2015 off light, with a fun opera find out in the world of general media. Did you know actress/comedienne Retta, who plays Donna on Parks and Recreation, trained as an opera singer? She’s still got some decent chops, too, which she showed off to Conan O’Brien in 2012.

Jenna Simeonov
Tales from One Soprano's European Audition Tour

Tales from One Soprano's European Audition Tour

When they’re not too far from their university years, many young Canadian opera singers start thinking about an audition tour in Europe. Germany, in particular, is appealing to Canadians for its many, many opera houses, and the coveted fest contract in German houses. Canadian soprano Lydia Skourides Péquegnat is one of those singers, having spent three seasons at Theater Dortmund before returning to Germany for a four-month audition tour.

Jenna Simeonov
John Cage Would Have Laughed

John Cage Would Have Laughed

Since John Cage didn’t write anything easily defined as an opera, this is officially a topical digression. Concerning the above screenshot, possible explanations include a) a hilarious coincidence concerning copyright infringement, b) John Cage is haunting AdamLore and his YouTube channel, or c) AdamLore infringed upon copyright knowing that this would be perfect.

Jenna Simeonov
How to Sit Through Opera and Other Wikigems

How to Sit Through Opera and Other Wikigems

Every once in a while I like to pretend I’m an opera newbie and Google things like “why do opera singers sing so loud” and “why is opera so long”. I was rewarded this time with a WikiHow goldmine of entertainment. Now, I know these articles can be written by anyone, so I’m not going on a snob rant. I just think these are hilarious.

Jenna Simeonov
Turning Pages, Turning Heads

Turning Pages, Turning Heads

Pianists, can we talk about page-turning for a minute? Nothing ignites panic in a pianist quite like that horrible feeling of two pages, disguised as one, inexplicably stuck together. The subsequent scuffle between index finger and thumb can escalate into the unthinkable: having to turn the page with both hands. I’ve never been a fan of having a designated page-turner seated beside me at the piano, because I like my bubble of personal space when I play; my stubbornness on this issue has only grown stronger since I’ve been playing opera scores.

Jenna Simeonov
Tales from the Score: Zerbinetta

Tales from the Score: Zerbinetta

If there’s one thing that makes me love a composer, it’s word painting. What’s word painting? It’s when you write a musical line for the singer that sounds like the word they’re saying. Example: “Oh no, I am fall-ing down” on six descending syllables. Zerbinetta’s aria from Strauss’ Ariadne auf Naxos is one of the densest moments of word painting that I can think of. Here are some fun bits:

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Asking Google About Opera

Asking Google About Opera

I saw this image from the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra floating around the Internet, showing us all what the Googling public asks about the different orchestral instruments. I thought it was funny enough, so I compiled some of the broader Google searches related to the opera singers and their voice types.

Jenna Simeonov
St. Patrick's Day Potpourri

St. Patrick's Day Potpourri

​Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! To give an operatic nod to the patron saint of Ireland, here are some appropriately-themed clips via YouTube.

Jenna Simeonov
Ma su Facebook, son già mille e tre!

Ma su Facebook, son già mille e tre!

We hit a milestone this weekend: Schmopera cleared 1000 likes on Facebook!

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