Humour

Gems: Maestro Rowan Atkinson

Gems: Maestro Rowan Atkinson

A little about me: I'm a fan of conductors, parodies, and Mr. Bean. So, here's all three, in the form of Rowan Atinkson hilariously taking the podium for Beethoven's 5th. Hilarious, but also legitimately brilliant. Enjoy!

Jenna Simeonov
Concert etiquette, or put down your phone

Concert etiquette, or put down your phone

Alright, so I've been thoroughly enjoying the 2015/16 season of opera and concerts so far, but I'm a little dismayed that it's only November and we already need to talk about concert etiquette.

Jenna Simeonov
Gems: Millan & Faye's Top 10 Opera Deaths

Gems: Millan & Faye's Top 10 Opera Deaths

Singing through tuberculosis, poisonous leaves, or death by high note? Millan & Faye are soprano and opera comedienne Kyra Millan, and pianist and straight man extraordinaire Tina Faye. In this hilarious short, they opera's ten best death scenes in under 5 minutes. I'll admit to laughing out loud at Rigoletto.

Jenna Simeonov
Gems: The Operatic Alphabet

Gems: The Operatic Alphabet

Opera comedienne duo Millan & Faye are soprano Kyra Millan and Tina Faye, pianist extraordinaire. In this little short, they go right back to basics with their operatic stylings of...the alphabet. Talk about singing on your consonants.

Jenna Simeonov
Victor Borge's Mozart Opera

Victor Borge's Mozart Opera

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Gems: Barbara Hannigan does comedy

Gems: Barbara Hannigan does comedy

Canadian soprano, conductor, and general Renaissance woman Barbara Hannigan has been on my mind lately, largely because she's in Toronto Oct 7th and 8th to conduct and to sing with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra. Hannigan's website has tons of video gems available to view, one of which stuck out as a must-share.

Jenna Simeonov
Public practicing & pet peeves

Public practicing & pet peeves

Singers, I love you all. You're brave folks, putting in literally endless hours of practice, taking all the criticism with a smile, getting up in front of bored-faced crowds to bare your souls. I always admire you guys, and never envy your jobs. But singers, let's chat about singing in undesignated areas.

Jenna Simeonov
So, can we hear hologram Callas soon?

So, can we hear hologram Callas soon?

Whitney Houston's hologram will sing a concert next year at "a major U.S. venue" next year. Pat Houston, president of the Whitney Houston Estate and Greek billionaire Alki David, CEO of Hologram USA, are working together on this latest hologram concert venture; Whitney's image will be shown onstage "the same way that Tupac and Snoop Dogg interacted onstage at Coachella," according to David.

Jenna Simeonov
Gems: Beauty Pageant Opera

Gems: Beauty Pageant Opera

It's rare, but I just love it when it happens: beauty pageant opera. It usually happens one of two ways for me: predictably not great, or surprisingly good. When I'm listening to the former, I'm wondering how they picked their aria, trying to hear their singing background in their sound, all very judgy things that I scold myself over almost immediately.

Jenna Simeonov
If you could accessorize with opera...

If you could accessorize with opera...

Accessories designer Diana Broussard is introducing a new resin handbag this November. This doesn't seem like a topic worthy of an opera blog, but stay with me. The handbag comes equipped with an LCD screen, and wearers can play video and audio of their choice, whatever goes best with your outfit, I suppose.

Jenna Simeonov

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